February 2012
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I wish I had more self control…
"I lost 28 lbs in one week, WOW!"
dearverna:
Anyone wanna donate me some fat hurr? Lol, I am just tooo skinny..
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
ivanoooze:
so a proton and a neutron were walking down a hallway
the proton trips and falls
the neutron helps him back up and asks “are you ok?”
the proton says “yeah i’m fine, don’t worry about it”
“are you sure?” said the neutron
and the proton goes “i’m positive”
AHAHAHAHAA
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lol i would never have the 'perfect' body lol
lol
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
o0o0o0o0o
Ew.
I CANNOT EVEN
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Just another day at my house.
I miss my old blog and the days I’ve spent with it. The days when I was actually addicted to Tumblr, haha. It was so much fun! All of my favorite blogs were both still active and not deactivated, unlike now. I actually enjoyed it and I regret deleting it… mostly because of all the memories within it. To me, Tumblr was different back then, now it’s just, well eh.
lol cheesy but...
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Hannah Montana - Nobody’s Perfect
Jessie J - Nobody’s Perfect
PINK - You’re Fucking Perfect
Selena Gomez - Who Says You’re Not Perfect?
Demi Lovato - Everyone’s Perfect In Their Usual Way
AM I PERFECT OR NOT?!
wowfunniestposts:
just press play and watch the...
Watch
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parents: why are you laughing at the computer.
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I love demi lovato!
TR0L0L0L0L
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January 2012
92 posts
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
I’m a shy person.
aayelilyy:
When you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward because I would have absolutely nothing to say to you. It’s even worse when you’re attractive. But if you give me time, I’ll probaby get comfortable around you. And then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you.
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jperalta:
brendangardiola:
Listen and watch...
When you don't get a joke so you just look in the...
Like right now…
I'm never doing a cinnamon challenge. Why?
Because I’m not a dumbass.
SOPA EMERGENCY LIST
charbilango:
SOPA Emergency IP list: So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media reddit.com 72.247.244.88 ...
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I’m almost a whole different person online.
Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
i think I laughed too much
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africans:
i hate how shitty my mom treats me in spite of the fact that i saved her life more than once
do you know how many chain emails i’ve passed on to make sure she didn’t die in five hours???
no one: wow i really like you
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You need to watch what you say because your specific words can be hurtful, even if you think it wouldn’t or shouldn’t be.
What I would do if Tumblr shut down:
MORE LIKE “What I would do if the internet gets shut down:”
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg